Wedding puns
 

Have you heard any good wedding puns lately? I am absolutely in love with cute wedding puns at the moment - signs saying "love is sweet" at the candy bar, using birdcages and calling the bride and groom love birds, bubbles that say "floating on air, bursting with love"!

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What are your favourite cute wedding puns? I have listed the popular wedding puns below

1. It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.  
2. To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence.  
3. Let's talk about rights and lefts. You're right so I left.  
4. When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent.  
5. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.  
6. My wife tells me I'm a skeptic - but I don't believe a word she says.  
7. What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married? Can't elope.  
8. To many girls the word 'marriage' has a nice ring to it.  
9. She was the apple of his eye and he liked to sit down be cider.  
10. The Irish lass was disappointed with the engagement ring from her fiance because it was a sham rock.
11. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.  
12. When they bought a water bed, the couple started to drift apart.  
13. Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.  
14. He who hogs the sheets is usually very wrapped up in himself.  
15. Some men view marriage as a matter of wife and debt.  
16. I have a high fidelity phone - it can only call my wife's number.  
17. Love can be a touchy subject.  
18. Two fonts, Arial and Calibri, were in the midst of a bad breakup. Calibri said, 'I'm sorry, you're personality is too bold.' Arial responded, 'You're just not my type...'  
19. Soon after Sam and Ella got married they experienced food poisoning.  
20. I support both of my wives very well. I think that's big o' me.
21. Pre-arranged marriages pre-pair people for the future.  
22. When he gave his wife a necklace he got a chain reaction.  
23. When a psychic showed me the girl I'll marry, it was love at second sight.  
24. I don't recommend dating bridge builders, they have truss issues.  
25. Two cannon balls got married and had BB's.  
26. A husband and wife argued over the weather, but it soon blew over.  
27. Too many little Digs sends a marriage to an early Grave.  
28. They argued about their vacation and finally stayed at the last resort.  
29. His wife loved pottery making but for him it was just kiln time.  
30. Two wrongs can make a riot.
31. They were a fastidious couple. She was fast, he was tedious.  
32. Instead of engaging in my own hobbies, my wife has me constantly helping her in her garden. I guess you could say I am pistil whipped.  
33. His wife asked him to remove a picture from over the fireplace. It was an off-the-wall remark.  
34. The bridegroom got to the church when he was supposed to. He was at the rite place at the rite time.  
35. A bartender's marriage was on the rocks so he took a cheap shot.  
36. A husband who thinks he is as solid as a rock may have a wife who wishes he was a little bolder.  
37. You can measure a man's love by his overall sighs.  
38. My Uncle refused to obey his controlling wife, proving to be most defy-aunt.  
39. He tried to sell me glass with imperfections in it, but I saw through it.  
40. The bride's best friend is so proud, she's practically made of honor.
 
 
 
 
By Hannah Goodman 11/12/2012 13:27:00
 

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